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Ben
Messaging Off
[Restricted to Ben's friends]
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Interested In:
Friends, Activity Partners
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Member Since:
Jan 2004
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Hometown:
Charlottesville
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Ben's URL:
http://profiles.friendster.com/5001839
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Occupation:
Student
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Favorite Books:
Harry Potter fanatic, also Lord of the Rings, most John Grisham, anxiously awaiting the start of The Da Vinci Code
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Favorite Movies:
Boondock Saints, Snatch, Lord of the Rings, Ferris Bueler's Day Off, Not Another Teen Movie
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Favorite Music:
OAR, Dispatch, Something Corporate, DMB, Billy Joel, mixes by Kate Londen, a little Sparky's Flaw, Vanilla Twist
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Favorite TV Shows:
Family Guy, The Simpsons, Most Extreme Elimination Challenge
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About Me:
I hate describing myself, almost as much as I hate cold
showers and finding hair in my food. I'll just have to let
testimonials do this job. So testify. Hallelujah. (I dont
know- do they say "testify" in Church? Hallelujah seems
appropriate)
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Who I Want to Meet:
Anyone who can blow and/or open my mind and show me
something new.
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in regards to an appropriate
testimonial for Ben here, and I think
I've narrowed it down to only one thing
that you need to know about him: he
can't see you when you don't move. So
what you do with this knowledge is up
to you, but all I'm gonna say is he
keeps his wallet in his back left pants
pocket. True story. Peace.
1/3 of a gallon of milk... and DOESNT
EVEN put chocolate in it. He thinks he
is one tough guy... but in reality he
is a mammoth sized brain. Actually I
take that back... he doesnt even know
how to spell his own name. I asked
him once.. and all he said was "umm...
my name's Ben" Yeah thanks a lot!! But
how do you spell it? Sir Benjamin,
master of education and studying, I
guess you didnt pass the spelling bee.
But despite my jealousy of his super
power to be extremely smart...hes a
cool guy with tough hair.
has not been as stellar as I thought.
Although Ben may be an extremely
intelligent guy (no I'm not bitter of
his testing scores), it seems to me
that he lacks the new-age skills we
use on "computers" to carry out
activities such as creating highly
witty profiles. Even with a digital
camera he is unable to submit a
picture of his handsom "Frodo Baggins"-
like self to this internet frenzy.
Maybe this is caused by his inability
to express and reveal to the world his
true self. Don't worry, Ben, we all
will understand when we finally know
the truth that you are a 90 year old
transvestite trapped in Frodo's body.
But ya know, that means nothing to us
because you are a unique individual
who reads the Onion and who has a dog
names Crazy Eyes. I salute you
Benjamin Thomas. Hallelujah!